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Knees make noises. Has a parlay for you.
Dad Husband Parlay Legend Tee
$34.99
- Soft 100% cotton
- Logo on the front, joke on the back
- Printed to order, just for you
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Heads up: these run a little small
Between sizes? Size up. Wrong fit? Exchange it within 30 days.
Mix & match any designs
Pick a 2nd tee below. Any 2 tees: 15% off + FREE shipping. Any 3+: 25% off. Applied automatically in your cart.
Dad. Husband. Parlay legend. (Legend status: pending.)
The classic dad title, updated for the guy who's still waiting on that one big hit.
Perfect for: Christmas and birthday gifts for dad, husbands who bet every Sunday, and the family's resident handicapper.
- Small logo on the left chest, full design on the back
- 100% cotton, 180 GSM, soft and breathable
- Unisex fit that runs a little small. Between sizes? Size up
Bundle and save: 2 tees 15% off, 3+ tees 25% off, and 2 or more ship free in the US.
staff picks
The ones we can't stop wearing. Mix any 2 and save 15%.
One Leg Away
For everyone the kicker did dirty.
Social Battery 1%
Please return me to my couch.
Stop Glazing Me
Okay, maybe a little.
Logo up front. Chaos out back.
Every tee has our small logo on the left chest and the full joke on the back, sized big enough to read from across the bar. Wear it to the game, the group chat meetup, or the family barbecue you didn't want to go to.
why it hits different
Built for the walk-away
Our logo up front, the punchline on the back. People read your shirt right as you leave the room.
Actually soft
100% cotton, 180 GSM. Breathable, lightweight and made to be worn on repeat.
Printed just for you
Every shirt is printed when you order it. Nothing sitting in a warehouse for months.
Bundle & save
2 tees save 15%, 3 save 25%, and 2 or more ship free. Mix and match any designs.
Bundle the chaos.
One tee is a joke. Three is a personality. Mix and match any designs: 2 tees save 15%, 3 or more save 25%, and 2+ ship free in the US. Discounts apply automatically in your cart.
the numbers don't lie.
What you're actually getting with every Unhinged Laundry Co. tee.
the numbers don't lie.
What you're actually getting with every Unhinged Laundry Co. tee.
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Original designs. No recycled clip-art, no stolen memes.
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Cotton. 180 GSM, breathable and soft from the first wash.
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Days to change your mind. Returns and size exchanges, no drama.
us vs. theplain tee.
Your plain tee could never.
us vs. theplain tee.
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The Fine Print (It's Good)
Free Shipping on 2+
Grab 2 or more tees and shipping's on us anywhere in the US.
Real Humans Reply
Questions about sizing or your order? Email us and a real person will get back to you.
30-Day Returns
Wrong size or not your vibe? Exchange or return within 30 days of delivery.
Got questions?
Sizing, shipping, returns and the rest.
Can I return or exchange my tee?
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Yes. Contact us within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. If your tee arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll send a replacement for free.
How do the shirts fit?
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Unisex fit that runs a little small. If you're between sizes, size up. We carry M to 3XL, and every product page has a size chart with exact measurements.
How long does shipping take?
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Each tee is printed to order. Most US orders arrive within 1 to 2 weeks, and you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as yours ships.
Is shipping free?
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Yes, standard shipping is free on any US order with 2 or more tees, applied automatically at checkout. Single-tee orders ship for $3.95, or upgrade to Expedited Shipping + Insurance for $7.95.
How do the bundle deals work?
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Mix and match any designs. 2 tees save 15% and 3 or more save 25%. The discount is applied automatically in your cart, no code needed.
How do I track my order?
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As soon as your tee ships, we email you a tracking link. Can't find it? Check your spam folder or reach out and we'll send it again.
What payment methods do you accept?
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All major credit and debit cards, Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay. Checkout is handled securely by Shopify.
Who's behind Unhinged Laundry Co.?
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A small, very online crew making the shirts we wanted to wear. Every design is original, and new drops land regularly. Questions? Just email us.
No-Regrets Guarantee
Wrong size? Not the vibe? Contact us within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or a full refund. Damaged or misprinted tees get a free replacement.
SHOP ALL TEES
30-Day Returns
Free Size Exchanges
Secure Checkout
No-Regrets Guarantee
Wrong size? Not the vibe? Contact us within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or a full refund. Damaged or misprinted tees get a free replacement.
SHOP ALL TEES
30-Day Returns
Free Size Exchanges
Secure Checkout